“Okay, fine, fine, I’ll hand you over the kingdom, sound good?” you say. “Very!” Elthissa says as she makes a piece of parchment out of thin air, “Sign here, and you’ll be back to normal in not time!” You wave your arms around until you finally grab the parchment and ask for ink. Elthissa gives you some ink as you dip it in and sign the parchment. Elthissa inspects it closely and says to you “This is good.” and with that, she disappears. “Wait, you can’t leave me like this, I signed the contract, we had a deal!” you yell as you start crying. “Please!” you know it is no help as your body is still ginormous. A commoner comes out and after one look at you, he rushes inside the castle to tell your father, King of the West Kingdom. “Sir, your daughter, she’s been changed into fat! Come quickly, it might be dangerous!” “What in the bloody world are you talking about!” “No sir, I’m telling you the truth, please come!” “Nonsense, guards, take him out.” The commoner is still talking back “No sir, your daughter, it’s the truth!” his voice trails off as he carried to the dungeons. “Now where was I,” says the king.