Lana stretched out as she left her Uber and whipped out a cigarette; last night at the bar was rough, especially when she had to tell that sweaty old creep she had a boyfriend... there goes $30 in tips.
“I hope he’s okay...” Lana sighed to herself.
She could barely contain herself, unbuttoning her shirt and unbuckling her belt as she walked in, dropping her pants on the spot.
“Wow, we shop at the same place!” Jamie beamed as she pointed at Lana’s thong.
“Hi Lana....” Colin blushed.
He was on the couch, down to one ice pack with Jamie and Christy clinging to either side of him in their underwear.
“Would y-you like to... to take my spot?” Christina asked as she hid her flustered face behind her hands.
“Aren’t you gonna finish your movie?” Jamie asked.
“I’ve seen it plenty!” The shy redhead yelled as she ran off, her DDDs bouncing like beach balls.
“Was it something I said?” asked the smoking punk girl.
“Forgive her darling, she’s just never watched you undress before.” Marinette smiles.
Lana took her shirt off and nestled into Colin’s embrace, Jamie wiggling her fingers.
“Okay, so is she picking the show or-?” Lana asked.
“Colin said it was my turn with the TV!!!” Lucy snipped.
“Oopsies, forgot about a thing, bye!” Jamie yelled as she ran for the door before turning and running to her room.
Lucy proceeded to let her hair down and strip her shorts off before taking a seat, controller in hand. Colin pulled out his own and handed it to Lana.
“Don’t you wanna play?” Lana asked.
“I just wanna rest for a little bit longer...” Colin sighed. “And I need to know Lucy can get along with somebody.”
“I said I was sorry about the dip.” Lucy pouted.
“A perfect hand stitched black velvet dress ruined...” Marinette sighed.
Lucy booted up the Switch and put on F-Zero: Nexus.
“What is this? I don’t really play this stuff...” Lana said confused.
“It’s a racing game, just pick somebody!” Lucy snipped.
“Okay! Okay!” Lana huffed as she picked the weird chrome cat guy.
“Hungry?” Lucy asked.
“Yeah, why?” Lana said as the announcer counted down.
“Cause you’re gonna eat my dust!” The brunette yelled as she squeezed the triggers and sped ahead.
“Hey!” Lana yelled as she mimicked the tomboy.
Lana served off the track and nearly exploded as she landed on top of an oncoming car.
“Oh no you don’t!” Lucy shouted, steering the Blue Falcon onto a booster and sending flying across the future city skies and right above Lana’s ride.
“Ah shit, ah shit!” Lana yelled as she mashed buttons and both their spacecars started glowing.
They linked and transformed into this land speeder looking thing blasting homing fireballs and making everything explode.
“What the fuck is happening?!” Lana panicked.
“Just shut up and drive, I’ll shoot!” Lucy yelled.
“Wait, now we’re a team?!” Lana yelled as she steered frantically.
“3...2...1... yeah! Thanks for driving steady!” Lucy smiles.
Lana eased up “Ummm... okay you’re wel-“
“AND THE SPEED BOOST!!!!” Lucy yelled as the Blue Falcon broke off and hit a booster.
“Hey, no fair!” Lana yelled as she zoomed off the same booster and tried to re-merge, only managing to bang up her vehicle.
“Your Z-Fuse meter is out, noob.” Lucy laughed.
“My wha- AHHHHHHH!” Lana yelled as she crashed.
“Yeaaaaah!!! Get wrecked!!!! Woooooo!!!” Lucy yelled as she took her shirt off and swung her hips around.
“You tried your best and that’s what counts.” Colin said as he brushed her hair aside and pecked her cheek. “Lucy, put something else on.”
“Awwww but I finally wooon!” Lucy said as she clicked through the race results and got back to the racer select.
Colin sat there and frowned with narrowed eyes.
“Ugggggh, fine!” Lucy huffed, closing the game and flicking through the selection.
“Hold up, what’s this?”Lana said as she swapped their controllers.
“Resident Evil 5, a co-op game where you shoot zombies and monsters, but the older games are- oh, you already started.” Colin said.
Sam was tired from the late shift and ready to fall asleep in her lover’s arms, walking in to the sound of gunfire that jolted her awake.
“Come on you big ugly fuck! Try and get us!!!” Lana shouted.
“Yeah bitch, try us!” Lucy added.
“They’re at the first boss.” Colin smiles as he walks up to the blonde Amazon and hugs her.
“Almost... almost...” Lucy says as she mashes R.
The mutant covered in eyes screams as it collapses defeated.
“Yeaaaah!!!!” The punk and tomboy yell as they high five.
“Nice to see you girls get alooooong for a night.” Sam said with a yawn.
“Not entirely, zis fabric is dry clean only!” Marinette huffed as she held up her ruined dress.
“Chill, it’ll probably come out with some club soda.” Lana said.
The stain only got spread around.
“As usual, those tasteless in fashion tarnish my work.” Marinette huffed.
“I’m trying to help you!” Lana yelled.
“And a fantastic job you have done at that, you shaved pierced ape.” Marinette spat.
“You two really are a lot alike...” Christina remarked as Lana smashed a bowl over the French fashionista’s head. “A lot alike.”
“About time I met somebody with some taste.” Lucy smiles.
“Am I bleeding?” Marinette asked.
“Just bruised...” Sam sighed.
“I’ll get the dress to the dry cleaners...” Colin sighed along.