“Wait but that doesn’t make any sense. You must have used some sort of testosterone steroid... thing...” Clyde had to ask as Alaska walked to a nearby shelf,
“I told you, it’s magic. It does increase your testosterone levels but whatever scientific theory you’re using to understand it, the candy won’t make sense. It’s magic.” Alaska replied, looking through the many selections of candies on the shelves.
“But it has to! Science can explain everything, so it has to explain this,” Clyde tried to convince Alaska,
“It’s my own magic, it’s in my blood, in my soul. I couldn’t explain it even if-” she stopped, took her eyes off of what she was doing and stared aimlessly for a moment, then looked directly at Clyde, “actually, I could explain it if I wanted to. I just don’t want to,” she smiled again, this time closing her eyes and making it seem just that little bit more passive aggressive. Right then, she reached into her cleavage and pulled out a rainbow card. It looked around the same size and shape as a credit card. She swiped it against the wall.
Before Clyde could even realise what was going on, he saw the wall, still covered in candy, suddenly hinge open,“now put your clothes on and come on in here,” she said, walking through this hole on the wall. It emanated with bright white light, it was completely unknown to Clyde what was inside, but he wanted to know.
He quickly pulled his underwear up, covering the python between his legs. He then grabbed his jeans and pulled them over his thighs. As he pulled tighter, he quickly heard a RIIIPPPP! He looked down and saw that he ripped his jeans they looked more like shorts now, but he didn’t care, he needed to get in that room.
He lifted his leg, stepping off the torn shoes he hadn’t noticed until now, pulled the torn legs of his jeans off and ran to the door.
He stopped in front of the door and saw the bright light, he closed his eyes and stepped in.