What's happening?! Where is this, how did I get here and why am I suddenly a male?
This is awful! Why did I have to start that fucking story and put myself in it?! I thought I'd have big tits and a tail by now, if anything happened at all. I guess I should have read a lot more of what people wrote about on CYOC before putting myself in it's authors hands like this.
Well, it's no good fretting about that now. The important thing here is to not completely freak out. I mean, normally being out in the middle of a creepy wood at night would be dangerous, obviously. But I'm a toad, the one advantage of that is toads kind of belong here. Hopefully I get left alone while I figure this out. Although a lot of the other toads seem to be checking me out. Have they never seen their own species before? Oh, hang on, are those the females? Well, if they think I'm going to mate with any of them they can fuck off. I'm staying here on my rock until they go away.
The moonlight is shining down on the water in front of me and I can see my reflection a little. I really don't think I can handle looking like this for much longer. And what's that? A crown? Is someone mocking me? Do I have to get kissed by a prince to turn back to normal maybe? Or I guess it might be a princess seeing as I'm a guy now. Well, I don't see either of those passing by here any time soon.
Okay, Christina, stay calm. This will all sort itself out. I mean, realistically there isn't much I can do as long as I'm a toad. But all it takes is another writer to get me out of this mess. A beautiful princess could show up here any moment now. Mind you, so could that fucking witch.