He pulled out a slip of paper and remembered Colette... the lady who’d just bought three hundred fifty dollars of wine like it was bottled water.
“Yeah... I forgot and promised a friend I’d help with this super big party-“ Colin said.
“Okay, I understand...” Tina sighed.
“You wouldn’t be able to go even if you wanted to, Graham, you have the late shift.” Wendy interjected.
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Colin straightened out his polo collar and knocked on the gilded mansion door, greeted by a balding, burly old man.
“Can I help you?” He asked.
“Yes, is Colette here?” Colin asked casually.
“Who’s asking?” The bouncer responded with a raised brow.
“Gus, relax, he’s with me.” Colette said as she pulled Colin in.
“Yeah, I didn’t know how formal this was gonna be so....” Colin started nervously.
“Hey, relax. It’s just me and some friends.” Colette smiles.
Just some friends.... some four hundred friends hanging out in a garden with a DJ blasting dance music.
“Yeah, I’m not really used to the big-“ Colin said as Colette pulled him by the arm.
“Just go with it!” Colette shouted as the DJ hit her request.
Colin just smiled and waved around as the tune kicked on, way less confident that the bouncy, bubbly girl twirling around him. He could feel everybody judging him as they whispered.
He sweatily thought ‘Oh jeez, this was a mistake, I gotta-‘
Then Colette grabbed him and began to sing “DON’T YOU DARE LOOK BACK, JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME!”
“I said you’re holding back.” Colin smiled as they danced “She said...”
“SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!!” Colette sung as she kissed Colin and giggled at his blushing.
Colin beamed and belted out “THIIIIS WOMAN IS MY DESTINY, SHE SAID:”
“OOOOOHOOHOO, SHUT UP AND DANCE!!” Colette finished.
Everyone cheered and hollered as Colin finally got into the swing of things. The bubbly flowed, the music pumped, and they just got all swept up in the night... and then Colin’s eyes opened up.
He was in bed... just not HIS bed.
The sheets were so much smoother, the air fresh with rose and citrus... and that soggy spot running across his thigh.
He suddenly realized he was buck naked in bed with Colette, her lips sticky with cum and her breasts easily size 50 F now, with thicker thighs to match.
“Hi, sexy...” Colette adoringly blushed as she kissed him.
“Oh joy....” Colin mumbles to himself as a butler walks in on them.
“Good morning!” Colette blushed as she frantically wiped Colin’s jizz off her lips.
“Miss Chambers, it’s Noon...” the Butler said as he pulled back the curtains.
“...... Fuuuuuuuuuck.” Colin wheezed.