Okay, he is definitely going to notice I'm a panda, so there are really only two options here. I can act really embarassed about my appearance, which obviously I am, or I can own it. It may as well be the latter, I'll just say it's a costume or something. And I need to remember to make sure I don't spill out of my clothes too much.
Okay he's coming through. Yep, he's looking at me like I'm a freak. Can't say I blame him. Well, it doesn't matter if I never see the guy again. Mind you, this is definitely the sort of thing he might mention to other people. Better rescue this one before it's too late.
"Do you like my costume? I have a friend who makes them for sone big production company, that"s why it looks so realistic."
Yeah, he definitely thinks I'm a weirdo. He seems to be buying the costume line though. I guess it is more believable than I got turned into a panda. Wait a moment, he wants to ask me something.
"What? No it definitely isn't a sexual thing!"
Seriously, what a creep. He's finding this hilarious now. He's taking photos, shit. A lot of mutuals are going to see those even if he doesn't tag me. What's he saying now?
"No way, forget it! That's not going to happen Marco!"
He wants me to take off my clothes so he can see the rest of my "costume". Then he wants to take some photos of me posing like a real panda. How do they even pose? He seems to think this is the funniest thing he's ever seen for some reason. Well this isn't a costume and I'm not a zoo animal. I'm not going to do that and nobody can make me!