A princess? Yes! This has to be good, finally my luck is changing! She's stunning looking too, not thar I swing that way but still. Okay, I better get myself over to her. It looks like it's going to be a bit of a swim from here so I'd better not hang around . Into the pond I go!
*splash*
Yuck! This water smells revolting! It's full of muck. Ugh. I'm really not going to be in any state for meeting royalty but this isn't the time to worry about that. On the plus side, I seem to be an amazing swimmer now. This shouldn't take too much longer..
Right, I'm on land again. The grass here is taller than I am. This is crazy. I wonder if she'll be able to even see me down here. And what's that? There's a kind of cackling sound echoing in the distance. Kind of reminds me of the old hag from earlier. No, I'm probably just being paranoid, it must have been the wind or my imagination.
Keep hopping Christina, just a little further. Right, this will do. I'd better stay here and not go any closer. I don't want to get trodden on by those giant feet of hers. I just need to get her attention.
"RIIIIBIT! RIIIIIIIBIT!"
Great, she's seen me. She's kneeling down and offering me her hand to jump into. I guess I'd better. This is so fucking surreal! Okay, now she's lifting me up. Lets hope this all goes according to plan.
I think I can hear cackling again? I wonder what that is? Oh well, not to worry.