While looking at the sign post, Alex finds a rusty sign pointing to the south east. It has been engraved with the words "Bollocks port" on it.
Alex thought that a port town might be populated enough to find help from anyone, or to find food, shelter and clothing. He was naked in a forest, not knowing where he was, and he was cold and hungry since he woke up.
He decided that going to bollocks port would be safer than staying in the forest and be gobbled up by wolves or something worse.
So he turned to where the sign was pointing and started heading that way not minding his feet or his dick and balls to be exposed to the elements. But that is nothing to what fate lies in store for Alex and what lurks in the shadows.
But the forest does hold many secrets, that can both bless and curse Alex's journey, maybe an ancient relic can grant him a wish, maybe a fairy king might pay him a visit, or maybe an orc lord might take interest in him, who knows.
But there was one thing that Alex truly knew...he was starting to get horny.