"Any doubts I had about you being Italian are now gone." Tito said, surprised at how much of a magnum dong Luigi had.
"And they don't call you Dickman for nothing." Luigi replied, seeing Tito's schlong unfurl before his eyes.
"I know. I put the Richard in Richard Cabeza." Tito smirked.
"And The Nut in The Nutshack." Luigi smirked back. TIto, however, dropped his grin briefly in confusion, unaware as to what Luigi was referring to, as 4th wall meta jokes were too complex for a man with the nickname, "Dick".
"Well, we better get started, huh?" Tito prodded.
"You're sure Phil and Jack won't be back any time soon?" Luigi always liked to cover his bases when dealing with men with baggage.
"They're out on the town, probably harassing Cherry Pie, or attacking someone with Horat. What about your partner?"
"Toad's out, probably fucking Princess Peach. He thinks he's so clever, but he wouldn't in a million years imagine that I'm here. He probably thinks I'm at home, mourning Mario's death." Luigi answered. Before Tito had a chance to let out his hearty Filipino laugh, Luigi had already slipped his "Italian Sausage" into Tito's ass.
"Oooohhhhhh." Tito groaned. "That feels so good. But now it's my turn."
I'll take a moment hear to mention how terrified Luigi was, as he witnesses Tito's monster dong harden and become what the legend was known for. No longer a bulge, now a masterpiece of God's creation.
"Oh god." Luigi braced himself, as he could feel Tito enter him and rip his asshole apart, inch by inch. "This must be what birth feels like." Luigi spoke under his breath, as to not let Tito worry about his health too much. Luigi and Tito had been secretly dating for months now, and were finally engaging in the act of lovemaking. Although lovemaking doesn't normally involve an interuniversal 38 inch penis.
Having now fully taken a 54 inch penis (a 4 1/2 dick), Luigi was slightly uncomfortable, and now understood the full pain of the world. He attempted to switch positions to instead feel slightly less in constant hellish pain, but instead just made himself ejaculate almost instantly.