Jason felt like he had passed out. He could tell because he was standing in a featureless astral void. He’d never had a dream like this before, but like a dream he somehow knew just what was going on. His feet felt like he was standing on a glass floor, and the air felt dry as a bone.
“You’ve certainly been entertaining to watch, dearie,” he heard someone say behind his head. He turned to face the mysterious speaker, who turned out to be the witch who had cursed him in the first place. The only thing that was different was that she was now apparently in her mid thirties and resembled Jessica Rabbit. “I must say, you handle ogres rather impressively. That said I do apologize for this punishment. I also must apologize and say that it’s going to last a bit longer than anticipated.”
“L-longer?! Now hold on a second!” Jason argued, “H-haven’t I suffered enough? I almost hurled so many times today! The world is full of swamp people who shit and cum all day and everyone else in my family are-“
“Tut tut, boy,” the witch replied, “You haven’t even finished a whole day yet, and already you want to quit? Heavens to Bettsy, you’re an impatient thing. A very nice and polite boy I see, but still so impatient. I was going to end this in a week but it appears you’re just too fun to watch! You will return home someday, I promise, but you must understand that you’re simply the most entertaining. Not to worry, I will make it up to you, but for now...” with that, she faded into the darkness.
“NO WAIT!” Jason cried, “COME BACK! PLEASE! GIVE ME ANYTHING ELSE!”
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“Jason? Jason... are you still with us?,” he could hear Chloe’s canary voice as he came to. As his vision returned he started up into the bespectacled eyes of his angelic girlfriend, with her brown bobbed haircut and freckled nose and playful grin. “Good morning, sleepyhead.”
“C-Chloe?” Jason gasped, “Is that really you? Where am I?”
“You’re at the arcade still, loverboy,” he heard Janet snort, “Guess who got the chest hair and lost their v card, Chlo? Little guy passed right out after he came inside me? If I weren’t on the pill I would gladly take his baby.”
“Aww... were Janet’s lessons a bit rough?” Chloe cooed comfortingly, “Don’t worry, we can be gentle when you get to take my virginity, okay?”
“O-okay...” Jason said weakly as he stood back up. To his great relief, Chloe was still the petite little lady he fell in love with a year ago. To his horror however, Janet was still a gigantic ham planet in ill fitting clothes.
“Well, thanks to me he’ll know what he’s doing and treat you well,” Janet boasted, “You’re gonna owe me for this, girl!”
“Ah ha... you wanna use me as a dildo again, huh?” Chloe asked, making Jason go boggle eyed. “Oh crap! Jason, I’m sorry I never told you about this, but I have a little bit of a dildo fetish... I like being the dildo... It’s cool, right? It’s not... weird or anything?”
“Chloe, baby,” Jason shook his head, “after what I’ve been going through today, nothing could surprise me. Honestly having a fetish like that isn’t a turn off for me.”
“Oh thank goodness,” Chloe sighed in relief, “Thank you for understanding, Jason.”
“Oh, Jason, let me give you my number,” Janet exclaimed as she handed him a tiny card with her ten digits, “In case you miss this big fat bitch, just give me a ring!”
“I... sure,” Jason sighed, “Chloe, do you wanna play some games with me while we’re here?”
“Sure!” Chloe giggled, “Actually, your mom asked me to give you a lift home later tonight and invited me to the family meeting she’s holding then. She ended up doing it with Mrs. Beals so much that she forgot you went with her until she got home. Luckily for us, I happened to be at the house looking for you so... here we are!”
“Well alright,” Jason nodded, “That’s... on par with today.”
“So, which game are we going to play first?”