Jeff was a fairly average young man of twenty-three years old. He had a rather unique idea of what was arousing, and found the human form boring and limited. Two of each limb? A single head? Male and female? It was monotonous, mundane, and so basic that he just couldn’t properly enjoy it. Now, however, he had the power to change all of that. To change mankind to his ideal. He started typing.
His description started off drastic, or so it would seem to anyone else. “The female body no longer exists. Instead, all females will have the bodies of males. Exactly 40% of the female population will retain their reproductive organs connected to their vagina, but the vagina will not be limited to their groin. Half of this percentage that retain their vagina will have it somewhere else on their bodies. The remaining female population will instead have male reproductive organs, though 20% of them will not have their penis located in their groin.
“The human body will not retain fat as it does now. Fat will instead appear as another layer of muscle, remaining sculpted and contouring to the muscles underneath, though remaining soft and malleable enough to allow it to concentrate in other areas as needed for survival purposes. When fat is concentrated like this, the muscles will look swollen but not misshapen, creating the appearance of being oversized but still distinctly muscular. The only way to tell that fat is not actually muscle will be to medically examine someone or to push into it and see how far it can be pushed before reaching the firm muscle underneath.
“The minimum number of pectorals people have is two, but they do not need to be located on the chest, and there is no maximum number of pectorals someone can have. Extra pectoral muscles may be located on the chest or anywhere else on the body. The worldwide average number of pectorals is 5.25
“Everyone on Earth has additional limbs. Everyone has at least 1 extra leg, 1 extra arm, 1 extra head, 1 extra facial feature such as eye, nose, or mouth, or has tentacles of some kind. As long as one of the above conditions are met, it is possible for an individual to have their legs, arms, and/or head seamlessness removed. Also, it is possible for an individual to have additional fingers, toes, arms, hands,legs, feet, mouths, eyes, faces, heads, nipples, torsos, penises, vaginas, buttocks, or assholes. Additionally, the tentacles may be smooth with suckers on the end as in the case of squids, or have suckers from their base to their tip as in the case of octopuses.
“Additional body parts need not be adjacent to their originals. It is common in 30% of the population to see one body part swapped or hybridized with another. These include but are not limited to; mouth-vaginas, mouth-nipples, mouth-assholes, mouth-urethras, vagina-mouths, vagina-assholes, vagina-nipples, penis-nipples, eye-nipples, face-pecs, pec-faces, pec-mouthes, pec-buttocks, pec-testicles, pec-heads, penis-heads, penis-tongues, penis-clitorises, tentacle-penises, tentacle-nipples, tentacle-arms, tentacle-legs, tentacle-tongues, tentacle-hair, leg-arms, and arm-legs. The human body must be capable of breathing air, consuming food, and expelling waste.
“The average penis length is 20 inches. The maximum penis length is 10 feet and maximum girth is 12 inches. Every vagina, mouth, and asshole is capable of stretching to fit an insertion of 10 feet. Other orifices such as urethras, ear canals, nostrils, etc. can stretch to fit an insertion up to 2.5 feet.
“Some people have animal-like characteristics. The include but are not limited to; having their lower body replaced with a fleshy, serpent-like or slug-like tail; ohaving the ears replaced with cat, dog, rabbit, or horse ears; having a spider-like abdomen; having horns growing out of the head; having slug-like eyestalks; having fairy-like, insect wings capable of flight; having hooves instead of feet; having a cow's udder; or having their entire lower body replaced with that of an animal akin to a centaur or a satyr, though the animal body is not limited to horses or goats.
“In the case of conjoined twins, approximately 10% of conjoined twins are conjoined at their hips in such a way that their twin’s arms function as their legs and vice-versa. This percentage of conjoined twins may have their own genitalia or share genitalia, but in accordance with the above description do not necessarily need to have their genitalia located where their groin would be. A twin that absorbs their twin in the womb may have have their absorbed twin’s body parts as their extras.
“All body hair except for that located on the head is minimal, with all body hair located somewhere other than the head being fine, smooth, and short. The only exception to this is eyelashes and eyebrows, and head hair when the head is not lot located at the top of the body. Hair exists naturally with all kinds of colors ranging the entire color spectrum. This is the same with eye color.
“Society's structure remains mostly unchanged from the current structure. Puclic nudity and partial nudity are common and sometimes excepted practices. Short sexual acts are considered public displays of affection akin to kissing, but prolonged sexual acts are considered public indecency and pornographic in nature. The maximum amount of time a sexual act can continue before being considered indecent varies from culture to culture based on the current societal structures and cultural norms. The human body is more resilient in hot, cold, and radioactive environments and is much more resistant to scarring, though humans can willfully choose to have scars from injuries if they desire to.
“Jeff does not have to attend college classes or work. Jeff has unlimited funds of all global currencies that he can access as needed. Jeff has the power to psychically dominate anybody and make them his thrall. Jeff is able to do this from a distance of up to 5,000 miles and does not need to be physically present to dominate and enthrall someone. Jeff has the ability to feel the sensations of his thralls and vice-versa. Jeff can swap his mind with any thrall."
Jeff read his changes over, then double- and triple-checked everything. He checked for mistakes and details he could refine. After 2 hours of review, Jeff was ready. He copied and pasted his description in several places on his computer before clicking the 3D model of the planet. A dialogue box popped up asking to input changes. Jeff pasted his work and clicked the apply button.
A new pop-up appeared on his computer screen. “WARNING: Applying changes to entire planet will alter history of entire planet. Extreme caution advised.” Jeff clicked the option to continue and a new pop-up appeared asking about awareness. This one read, “Please select awareness of retroactive global changes,” with options for “User,” “Subject”, “Selected Subject,” “Subject except …”
Jeff thought for a moment before making his choice, wondering what kind of body he would end up with. A final pop-up appeared showing a green progress bar and a message above it that read, “Applying selection. Please stand by.” The green bar moved slowly as a percentage to the right of it began counting up to 100. Jeff waited with bated breath watching the progress bar make its interminable climb to the right of the screen. Just as it hit 99%, he blacked out.