Chad had expected that after christening him the night before that only a few people would use him. He couldn't have been more wrong. A firm grip on his handle was followed by "Wicked" Wilke from the crosstown football rivals Golgotha High School. He slammed the lock in place. He looked down into the bowl, and frowned.
"Expected to see your shitty grin staring up at me, but I guess the swim team suit on you already. That video of you turning into this porta potty has gone viral. Oh, and to celebrate your new designation as MVP - most valuable potty, I took my boys out for breakfast burritos, and brought them to cheer on our swim team. Some of them may know you're really Chad, but most would consider this unChristian at best, and black magic at the worst. So I haven't let most of them in on the joke. "
"Hurry up!" Shouted a voice as a fist pounded on the door, " we got a line out here, and there's only one porta potty! "
Wilke sat down and let out a loud smelly fart.
"I'll be out when I'm done!" Wilke shouted. He pulled out a marker and started write on the wall.
At least 100 people used him during the meet in addition to the players from both teams. And at least 60 people wrote graffiti on his walls. Chad was pretty much blind after about 30 dumps, but he could still hear, feel and smell. He went from ready to kill the guys who did this to him to praying that they would change him back immediately after the swim meet, he would be so grateful.