Jason opened to the first page of the little book, and as he read he felt himself remember things he probably shouldn’t have before.
What’s the BIG difference between giants and littles?
As you may already be aware, giants are almost twice as big as a little. While the average little stands at around five feet ten inches tall, the average giant stands at around nine feet tall. Besides that, giants tend to have a greater tendency to retain fatty tissues, meaning even the most active and athletic giants are likely morbidly obese.
Addressing the slovenly elephant in the room
It’s no secret that giants tend to be rather lax about personal hygiene compared to littles. While the average little bathes daily, the average giant usually only bathes once a month. They also tend to be more casual about their various gasses, often belching and farting uninhibited, only apologizing if around littles. Giants also take no issue with being covered in sweat and grease, and coupled with their off-putting eating habits often gives them the appearance of swine in humanoid form.
It should also be noted that giants suffer from a form of loose bowel syndrome unique to their bodies. They tend to have trouble holding in their various bodily wastes, leaving them with semi-incontinence. While some can reach the toilet with seconds to spare, most wind up soiling themselves. Most of the time they have trouble noticing when they soil their pants until someone points it out or it’s already too late. Most giants tend to be fond of the stench of bodily waste as well, which is a trait that is usually not shared with their little cousins.
Why so horny?
It should be noted that giants tend to treat both nudity and sex rather casually compared to the more conservative littles. Besides that, biological studies show that giants tend to be much freer about their physical impulses and suffer few ill effects from inbreeding. It’s not uncommon for giants to engage in intimate activity with immediate family members, even their little ones. Littles tend to be repulsed by incest, a very normal feeling that most people including giants respect. As a side note, the gender diversity between giants tends to be somewhat borked. Reportedly, three in five giants are born female. The inverse is true for littles, where the ratio of females born is only two in five.
Other things of note
Most female giants start lactating during puberty and eventually stop when they experience menopause. This trait is very rare in male giants.
Littles and giants develop at similar rates and share the same average life expectancy. The only difference is that giants reach sexual maturity sooner than littles.
Various slang terms for giants include slurs like “ogres” or “swamp things”, and prideful terms like “Kaiju”.
Slang terms for littles often include slurs like “neatniks” or “clean-freak”, and terms of endearment such as “cutie”.
Giants tend to be clumsy, often falling over on their guts, or backward on their butts. They occasionally topple onto littles this way, often sitting on them unknowingly. While littles can survive getting squashed by giants, most still find this unpleasant.
Giants are occasionally oblivious to how much they gross out littles, similarly to how they tend to not notice when they soil themselves. They also tend to forget when they’re sitting on other people if they aren’t focused on it.
Jason put the book down, deciding he’d read enough of it for now. He resumed tidying his room and tried to process the crazy information he’d just absorbed. Anything to keep his mind off of the atrocities he’d wound up being a part of.