John rushed out of the changing booth, tossing the green curtain aside only to crash into Carrie’s shin, legs and arms sticking forward like a cartoon that just crashed into a telephone pole. Stumbling back with stars circling around his head John looked up, up, way up at his wife.
“Oooogh~ when did you get so big and why are there two of you?”
Carrie reached down and picked up her small husband by the scruff of his neck
“I’m not the one that is bigger, hun”
John shook his head and the stars that were circling fell, falling down to the ground far below. John finally realizing that he was only about a foot, maybe a foot and a half in height.
“Hey! What’s the big idea?!” John shouted at the costume shop employee, his tail twitching in agitation and small clouds of steam coming off the small raccoon”
The employee explain “Please, whoever heard of a giant raccoon. If you want to be big, you might want to look into getting some kind of Acme Growth Potion or something.”
Carrie tried to settle her tiny angry husband down, “I think you are cute this way! Besides, it’s only for fun. Do you want to go ahead and pick out a costume for me?”