Donna was sick of trying to find a boyfriend she actually liked.
She was a hot goth chick with a body most men would jump at in a flash, but finding a guy who was into the same poetry collections and music? Forget it.
So screw em’, she was going to create her own boyfriend from scratch. That sounded really weird but she was pretty sure she’d just found a way to do it. Buried deep in the library was an ancient time that spoke of a way to do it, a spell she could perform to get her perfect partner.
She’d drawn a circle of chalk and surrounded it with candles, setting objects in the center she was willing to sacrifice to get her perfect man. Her well worn copy of the poems of Merideath Springer so he’d be into her works, a stack of her favourite cosmic horror books, several vinyl records of her favourite songs, and some clothes from her favourite brands. She put in a sandwich and coffee from her favourite coffee shop so they could go there on dates, a couple piercings she wished past boyfriends would have, tattoo designs, and a couple sketches of features she really liked. Lastly she put in a wig for hairstyle, a dab of mixed paint for skin tone, a human skull from the bio lab so he’d for sure be human, and last and very importantly, a dildo.
Now it called for a rod in which a woman would pleasure herself for a male perfect partner, and a sleeve in which a man could pleasure himself for a female perfect partner. She figured that putting her favourite sex toy in there would decide how big his dick was. There wasn’t any indication but she was pretty confident.
“Alright man, let’s turn all this junk into a real good man,” Donna grinned before standing up and beginning to chant the words on the page, the shadows got darker, the candles all flared purple, and Donna’s eyes rolled back and began to glow as she spoke. The chalk circle began to glow as she floated off the ground with her hair lifting up around her and her voice beginning to chant out ancient phrases in dozens of tones. Everything in the circle began to float upwards as Donna read the last line of the incantation and fell to the ground with a thud.