“Oh would you look at that!” Kyle exclaimed, interrupting Jennifer, “Time’s up! Now you’re getting both! It’s open season, bitch!”
“Oh go fuck off you little micro dicked ginger pubes!” Jennifer scoffed, “How the hell did you even get my number?”
“I’ll tell you how I got your number after I curse you,” Kyle explained, “Listen closely now my dear, because this one’s sure to be a gas! I transform you from the bottom of your chest down into a fat, dumpy pear shape, but everything from your boobs up will be perfect and sexy. The only kinds of panties you can wear from now on are thongs, g-strings, and adhesive panties. Your skin will be super silky smooth and never develop that grody-ass cottage cheese looking cellulite shit. Also, your boobs are as big as your head now, you’re welcome!
“But now comes the fun part of the transformation!” Kyle cackled, “Your body will never stop farting ever! Your asshole will now expel noxious, foul smelling gas 24/7, fluctuating between soft tooting to HARD braps at regular intervals. Nobody will complain about your gas, and in fact most people will be absolutely in love with your farts! They’ll quickly become addicted to your butt’s rancid exhaust and express how much they adore its rank odor! If they spend enough time around your farts, they’ll quickly become horny! You are one of the ‘lucky’ few who won’t like the smell of your shit farts, but you specifically will slowly start to like them eventually.
“Now as for your dare,” Kyle continued, “I dare you to dress slutty from now on and always be willing and ready for a consenting fuck. You can still say no if you want, but you’ll probably find yourself in more casual hookups. I also dare you to figure out how to permanently give yourself the power to initiate Transform or Dare. Finally, I dare you to only use a toilet if you need to pee or take care of your monthly needs. If you need to poop, you’ll just drop your turds wherever you happen to be, and nobody will mind in the slightest. Aaaand, you’ll go back to normal when I say the phrase ‘take backsies’ twice in a row, with no interruptions. That’s all. Heard all that?”
“What the fucking shit you little pervert?!” Jennifer screeched, “Oh I am so going to get you back for this you little dickweed! Hell, maybe I’ll use what you gave me against you!”
“Well we’ll see,” Kyle taunted, “See you at school, gasbag!” The instant he hung up, Jennifer felt a sharp pain in her abdomen as her gut began gurgling loudly. Just as Kyle said, everything from the ribs down started swelling up with bulbous, jiggling fat until she could no longer see her toes past her obese tummy. Her ass was like she had two gelatinous beanbag chairs stuffed in her cheeks and her thighs and calves were absolutely swaddled in rings of adipose. Everything above that was left sexy and skinny, from her arms to her shoulders to her face. Her breasts even inflated to the size of her head yet retained their natural perkiness!
That’s when the other half of her transformation kicked in.
*pffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt*
Her body started permanently farting with a long, gentle toot. Jennifer tried clenching her sphincter muscles, but it was like she’d lost all control over her anus. She truly and literally could not stop farting!
*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFF*
She suddenly expelled a hard, minute long blast of a fart before her butt returned to its sustained, faint tooting. It absolutely reeked of rotten eggs festering in a septic tank. Jennifer would have cried if she wasn’t keeping herself from barfing.