“Go fuck off a bridge, microdick!”
“Umm... okay, that was something,” Kyle muttered, “You wasted your precious time, so now you get both. I transform you into an absolute anime, D&D, and pornography nerd with the body of a bimbo supermodel with adorable buck teeth. Your ass and tits will look as big as fat basketballs, and your thighs will match your booty. You’ll have the mannerisms and lisp of a timid nerd with the speech patterns of a valley girl, and you’ll always wear slutty nerd outfits and square rim frames. You are forbidden from wearing panties or thongs of any soft, requiring your anus and vagina to be open to use at any time. They’ll both remain tight and sexy forever, no matter how much they get used, and you can even digest whatever semen you take analy. It’s socially accepted that you’re available to fuck whenever you’re available, and you won’t notice when you’re being fucked unless you orgasm, you’re aware of it ahead of time, or someone points it out. You’re not allowed to stop them while they’re doing it, but you can say no before it happens. You’ll get flustered and sexually frustrated if you don’t get fucked for twelve hours, forcing you to masturbate furiously until you can calm down. Everyone you’re friends with will still be your friends, I won’t change that, but you may find that they will offer you more benefits. Also, I dare you to not pass on the curse for a whole week, and to like being a bimbo nerd and not want to go back. Enjoy being the school cum dumpster, dearie!”
The second Kyle hung up, Jennifer transformed in a puff of cartoon smoke. When it cleared, she took a look at herself in the mirror and saw she’d become exactly what the freshman had described, with a bedroom that’d been redecorated to reflect it. She was a five foot six supermodel with basketball sized teardrop boobs and a dumptruck ass with thunder thighs to match. Her long blonde locks were pulled into pigtails and huge, cutesy buck teeth poked out of her plump lips. She wore thick square frames over her eyes with a bandaged up bridge, and sexy makeup on her face. She dressed in a green and yellow checked button-down with an exposed midriff, khaki mini skirt with suspenders, and knee socks with yellow converse. She was acutely aware of her lack of panties, feeling a draft around her crotch, but outside of that she found she rather liked her new look.
“Omigawd, like, I look thoooo thexthy!” she giggled, “Maybe thith curth ithn’t tho bad? Not looking forward to being a cum dumpthter, but like, that’th so whatever! I... I guess... omigawd! What if I like, get taken advantage of like thith?! Oh! Oh! I don’t think I can deal with that! I’m tho thcared! I... I gotta deal with it! I am woman! I am thtrong!
“Besideth, now I’m like a nerd, tho I can probably get a 4.0 GPA next year, and with a bod like thith I can like, totally rock all the sexy anime cosplay! I gotta get to clath and find my gals! They’re so like, gonna flip when they see me!”