After checking your privates, you notice the date on the calendar, where only 27 days have been marked off in pen. It was Thursday August 27th, 2009. Two days after your birthday. "Well, at least I know what day I landed on," You comment. "But why did my gender change. This has to be a dream. I better check."
You check, and pinch yourself, but nothing changed. "Ow," You yell. "It's not a dream. From now on, I'm just washing my face to try, and wake up." You hear a door crack, and you notice your mother coming in. Your mother had the same hair color as you, was wearing an apron, and was carrying a basket full of laundry. "Skye honey," your mother says. "You keep yelling. Is everything okay?" You pull your shorts, and underwear up, just as your mother came in, and go over to her to explain your problem.
"Mom, it's terrible," You say. "I've been turned into a girl." "Sweetie, you've always been a girl," your mother explains. Your face changes into awkwardness, as you feel as it the Idol has changed reality. "Can I see the photo album?" You ask. "Oh course," your mother answers. "It's on the top shelf of the bookshelf in the living room. I'll be with you, after I put the laundry in the hamper."