"Bullshit Andrew, im sick of you trying to grab attention every chance you get. Now take out that cucumber in your pants and we can go home now. But that doesn't explain how I got here though..." Bruce says.
"Look at the machine Bruce!" There in shiny gold letters above the magician said WISHING MACHINE. Bruce noticed it and said "Hmmmm, maybe you're right"
Bruce takes out a quarter and shoots it in the magicians mouth. Another card pops out and Bruce thinks about his wish. "I wish that you have to listen to my every command and do as I say." Bruce starts to laugh and makes his first order.
"My first command is for you to shrink your dick back to its small size. I'm the one who's supposed to have a huge dick, not you." Andrew starts to cry as his 10 inch dick now recedes into his body, leaving him with his original size. "Now I want you to...