One day, you won a sweepstakes at your office! The prize was an all expense paid trip to a theme park that was selected at random! You were one of the few adults without children at the office who still liked going to parks, so you were absolutely ecstatic! You packed up and left for the airport almost immediately.
The plane you would be taking directly to the park was company owned, and only had one pilot. You boarded eagerly nonetheless as your head swam with all of the exciting sights you hoped to see when you got there. The theme of the park was a mystery, but you were promised thrill rides, great food, and stunning entertainment. As your boss put it, it was to be a “transformative” experience. You’re not sure why he said it in quotes but it didn’t matter anyway!
As the plane touched down, you disembarked and took in the sights of the park that you would soon get to enjoy to the fullest of your capacity. As it would turn out, the theme of the park was...