... Felicia, my mom's best friend! I'd had a crush on her ever since I could remember. Over the years, she'd been my baby sitter, my "aunt," one of my biggest supporters at my games, and, all around, a good lady. I'd often wished that we were the same age.
And without thinking, I said "I wish everyone in love with someone a different age would suddenly find themselves the same age as the person they're in love with."
Whoops.