Jake laughed. "Transform, whatever." It didn't matter to him, since the curse was some dumb fairy tale anyway.
Kyle chuckled: "I was hoping you'd choose that. For your transformation, you will cum through your nipples instead of your dick. Any time you get aroused, your pecs will fill up with cum and you'll start spurting from both nipples for at least sixty seconds, no matter where you are or what you're doing. Nobody will think it's unusual, although they'll still view your behavior as inappropriate and perverted, as if you prematurely ejaculated in your pants or something."
Jake snorted. "You're a weird little pervert, has anyone ever told you that?" He hung up the phone. "I've gotta block that number..." he said to himself.