"Just remember to treat me well." Your body gave one last grin before it lifted your head up and placed it on the regular spot between your shoulders.
Immediately you felt sensation flood through you as you regained control of your body.
Your relief was powerful and you let out a grateful cry of happiness.
"Yes! Thank god!"
Without wasting any time, you took the sword and removed the misplaced ear, eye, and mouth from your chest, and moved them back to your face where they belonged. Just like that, you were back to normal -- your foot-hand fetish not included -- except for ... well, one thing.
One kinda important thing, that had been the source of your recent troubles.
Lifting the mass off the couch, you examined the set of expanded genitals, noting their remarkable size. Then you looked down at your bare groin.
The skin there was clean, empty, waiting to be rejoined ...
You licked your lips, feeling butterflies at what was about to belong to you. Maybe it had become kinda freakishly large, but ... your kinky side was getting excited at wanting to experience it, and you didn't care that it was impractical and abnormal. You hadn't expected the side effect of a terrifying bodiless adventure to be something this desirable, and going from bad luck to super good luck was ... hot.
After all, you did owe a debt, something in return for a promise kept.
Pressing the base to the empty spot, you gasped as you felt your dick reconnect to where it was meant to be on your body. Immediately, the weight of it pulled down as gravity took hold. You stood, legs akimbo, and took a look at your upgraded manly crotch. Your balls pressed against your thighs, too big to fit between, and your long thick cock jutted out, hanging over them like a python. It reached to your knees, the head brushing in front of both legs and swaying gently.
This had to be your reward for trusting in your dick to do the right thing.
"Don't worry," you told it. "I'm definitely going to treat you well."
You began to caress the skin with your feet-hands, the soles excitingly smooth and heavenly to touch. In moments, you were scooping it up, and then it was hardening. The thick log of flesh thrust in front of you, and the tip of your massive penis pushed up to reach next to your face as it hit full mast. It was at the perfect height, and you started to kiss and suck at the head, putting your tongue in the slit. You hugged around it like a lover, letting your feet-hands slide the loose skin up and down the shaft, reveling in the feeling of stroking your oversized erection.
Before long a familiar sensation was building, and your balls started to churn and contract. Your dick surged and throbbed, and you sealed your mouth over the end as it began to blast. Cum flooded out, your cheeks puffing as it filled your mouth, and you quickly swallowed, gulp after gulp, your lips locked on the head. Finally you pulled off, letting your softening dick drop back down, the last drops of your seed dripping onto the lounge carpet. Panting softly, you caught your breath and grinned down at your impressive new acquisition, your whole body buzzing with a warm glow from the fantastic orgasm.
Patting your enlarged balls with a foot-hand and thanking fate for your turn of good fortune, you idly wondered what you could get up to with the sword next. Certainly, you could try playing with your own body some more -- though perhaps some care would be wise, for now. Lesson learned, your head needed to stay in charge of everything.
There was also the female's lower half, the same one whose feet you were currently sporting.
You definitely had options. What to choose?