Jeff was a lot like Sir-Mix-A-Lot in one specific sense: He liked big butts, and had an inability to lie about this fact. Boobs? They’re good. Dicks? They’re good too. Pussy? Also good. But a butt? But a but a but a butt? Gooder than good, greater than great, better than best! Especially when they were absolutely massive!
That’s why he was always disappointed by the lack of suitable big booties in real life. Disappointed with the fixation of big boobs. He resolved to change the world’s perception of ass. Big butts would be the obsession of every human being in the world! The Chronivac promised that it could happen... and that’s exactly what he set out to do.
First, he doubled the width of the average hips, doubled the thickness of the average thigh, and doubled the size of the average butt cheek. He changed this average to the new minimum size, opening the door for all kinds of hyper shenanigans! In fact, while he was at it, he doubled the average size of everybody’s genitalia and gave everyone porn physics.
Next came the societal changes. Butt-bumping to supplant high-fiving, booty centralized advertising, more and more products being made butt shaped. Butts would be made the biggest obsession in human society, and they would even consider their butts as separate entities who are a part of them, and give their butts pet names. Twerking and booty clapping... anal being more prevalent and pleasurable... assless chaps and yoga pants and booty shorts... casual groping and butt snuggling... Jeff put down as many details as he could. With the push of a button he sat back as his personal fantasy finally came to life. A booty-ful world would soon be in his grasp.