"Hello everyone and welcome to a new episode of Animalia Ambassadoria." said Miles, "This episode is going to be a little shorter than usual because we're going to be doing a special Animalia Ambassadoria Coverage of the Opening Ceremony for the 2021 International Animalia Convention. So we're going to be doing some stories from Animalia and its colonies that are, similar to last time, Fast, Cool, Big, Weird, and Funny."
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"In terms of Fast news," began Miles, "The fastest growing number of immigrants to Animalia are Asians and/or Asian Americans. This is due to the all time high of hate crimes being committed against Asians/Asian-Americans due in no small part to the coronavirus pandemic of 2020. While this is a sad part, a bit of good that's coming out of this is that Animalia will be getting a Chinatown of its own." (The Big Lebowski: That's marvelous.)
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"In terms of Cool news, A new trio of Animalians will be getting their own series on the website, so to speak." said Miles, bringing up the article. "According to what we have access to, these are Japanese girls who decided to become 'gyaru', but I'm not an expert on Japanese subcultures so I have no idea what that entails. Anyway, they were able to get half-priced conversions due to developing melanoma, and all chose things that were similar to raccoons but significantly different, so they decided to call themselves 'Quasi-Raccoon Cuties'. Also, one of them decided to become something from Japanese mythology called a 'tanuki' for their conversion, but to use a modern, scientific term to describe them (based off of what I know, which isn't much), tanuki are hermaphroditic." (Stewie: Say WHAAAAT?!?!)
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"In terms of Big news, the plan to have a French Animalian Colony has spread to the rest of the European Union, and now they want to add their own touches to the colony, to put it mildly." said Miles, turning it over to Jen-Jen who was doing an interview with Fifi, Mia, and Eloise about what was planned so far. Josephine wasn't there because she was learning about one important feature about bovine Animalians (guess which one), Gigi was getting a fur trim and a spa treatment alongside Tiffany and Princess (as they promised), Olympe had registered for the IAC Games, and managed it at the last moment, and was doubling down on her training, and Marie was also getting a fur trim, though this was more like getting sheared.
While there was nothing explicit in the interview, Fifi, Mia, and Eloise were able to say that Juliet had reconsidered the question on having a nightclub/brothel on her property, though because the European Union wanted to "take part", it would be more like a casino/nightclub/brothel. Though there was an eye-opener that helped clear some things up.
"We've got an older wine warehouse on the land that's no longer used due to being really old and half-dilapidated." said Eloise, "They're going to repair and expand it to function as the casino and nightclub."
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"In terms of both Weird and Funny news," said Miles, rounding up the latest episode "Hector * redacted to protect privacy *, who is part of Animalia's 'Criminal Trash' recycling program, has become a sheep Animalian. While 'sheep' has become a kind of derogatory meaning, Hector's getting extra special 'treatment' inspired by the kinds of pranks they play in Japan." After this there were a few clips that showed the kinds of pranks they do in Japan, especially the "Angry Mob pranks", the "cream cannon pranks", and the "Tricky Elevator pranks". "While I don't want to spoil too much, I will reveal that Hector won't be dropping 'down' into the tub, he will be surprised with a dunking and a hot bath."
Everyone, whether in the comments or on the livestream, seemed to agree that the Japanese had a strange sense of humor, especially with pranks.
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"So that's all the time we have for today." said Miles, finishing the Episode, "See you all next week for Animalia Ambassadoria's special coverage of the 2021 IAC Opening Ceremony. Until then, see you all next time."