Picking up the remote and putting it in your pocket, you tell your friends that you need to go to the bathroom and that you'll be right back. which is partially true, you do need to go, but you also have something slightly more sinister in mind.
You go to the bathroom and shut the door, pulling the remote out of your pocket while doing so. you look down at it and see a virtual keyboard, along with a button that just says "change". "alright, maybe this is how it works?" you say to yourself, typing something in to the remote. you point the remote to your dick and hit the change button. "I really do want to be more than friends with Kate, and maybe this way I can."
After feeling a tingling sensation you look back at the remote. You typed "pheromones" hoping to make your dick give off enough manly musk to make Kate less awkward around you. Unknown to you the remote had tripled the average amount, now overflowing your body with enough testosterone to give off such huge amounts, of course you don't notice this, you'll just find your sex drive higher and your mood change a bit as the night goes on.
"eh, and this couldn't hurt..." You say as you type "add 2 inches" into the remote, again pointing it at your 6 inch dick. you watch as your dick begins growing. "wow! I didn't think this would actually work!" you say in surprise, but before you can get over your disbelief, your dick grows past the 8 inches you had wanted and grows all the way to a full 12 inches. "what? did I put the number in wrong or something?" You think.
"Hey man hurry up let's go! how long does it take to pee?" You hear Jack from the other side of the door. "uh coming! just washing my hands man, I'll be out in a sec." you reply before finishing up. As you wash your hands you think about Kate, tonight might be the night you two become more than friends. at some point you could just take her with your new dick and she would love it due to the pheromones and size. you realize thinking all that has given yourself an erection, and with your new size it's really tenting your pants. You tuck it away hoping no one will notice before heading out to the living room again.
You pull the remote out and set it down in the middle of the circle as you sit down again. "Sorry about that guys, I'd rather go now then when we're in the middle of the game." You say. "No problem dude, let's just get started." Jack says.
You guys examine the remote, figuring out how it works before you start. since you've already figured it out you sit back for a second and look around. you look at Kate and see her face looks flushed, you also notice her nipples are poking out of her shirt ever so slightly. You wonder if your pheromones are seriously having an effect. You look over at Penny and see the same thing, except she keeps glancing at you then looking away, interesting.
You look over at Jack and Taylor and see that they seem to be completely fine. "huh, I guess it only works on completely biological women, maybe the remote can help Taylor with that." you think.
The group finally decides how they think to use the remote and get started. You spin the bottle and it ends up landing on...