"Everybody
Needs Somebody
Everybody
Needs Somebody
To Love," sang Mike, the school geek. He sang under duress. Jared threatened to turn him into a lemur. This had been going on for weeks. IT WAS GREAT! No one to hassel him or be geekier than him. Ever since he turned Rob into a donkey everyone did exactly what he said. Did you ever see that Twilight Zone episode with Bill Mumy? That's what Jared was doing to these poor schmucks.
"I Need YOU YOU YOU
In the Morning.
Well My Soul's on Fire!"
Damn. He isn't half bad. Jared forced Lucy and Skye to sing back up.
***
Later, Jared made his daily trip to the zoo.
"Let's see. What haven't I been yet."
Jared carried that same infamous medallion and sock that transformed Rob so many weeks before. He heard a voice.
"Hey, um, J-J-Jared. P-P-P-Please let me out."
Well, speak of the devil. There's Rob now. It's a funny story really. When he ran away he was caught by the zoo and taken back to a cage. You see, they thought that he was their donkey, who incidently ran away that same day. Well, the change only lasted for a day. Rob changed back into a normal, naked teenage boy. Jared insisted on keeping him there though. Well, maybe insisted is the wrong word. He turned one of the zoo directors into a pig.
"Can I at least have some, some underware or something? A sock maybe? Please, this is so humiliating."
"Sorry Rob."
Jared strolled away calmly leaving the always unlucky Rob bare-assed in an animal's cage. It wasn't an unfamiliar scenario. Though this time, Rob had an ace up his sleeve.
"HEEEE-HAAAW HEEEE-HAAAAW," brayed Rob. Brayed Rob?! What the hell? Jared was confused. Though if he knew that Rob had retained a few words from his time as a donkey, Jared would have been more open to Rob's pleas. If he knew that Rob had made some contacts in his time as a donkey, Jared would have looked behind him.