“Dude,” Kyle grunts, to your immense shock, causing your eyes to widen even further. Did he just...? Was your mind playing tricks on you or did Kyle, who now seemed to be more pig than person, talk?
“K-Kyle?” you ask, in utter disbelief.
“Duh, yeah,” Mandy chimes in. “Why’d you run before the fun kicked in?”
“Fun? Wait, what...” you furrow your brow, tilting your head to the left. Terror was slowly subsiding, and confusion was kicking into overdrive.
“Seriously, dude. You’re the only human in this place. What’s your deal?” Kyle shakes his head, his pig jowls jiggling in response.
“Uh... you...”
“Yeah, we’re pigs. That’s kinda the point,” Mandy scoffs. “I was really looking forward to seeing your sexy ass turn into a boar for me, too.”
“You knew?! You knew about...” you could hardly believe what you were hearing.
“You didn’t, dude? Damn. What rock have you been living under?” Kyle chuckled. “Thats why we came. Figured you were down for it, too.”
“You notice he also missed my overt advance, Kyle?” Mandy asks him.
“Seriously, dude. How can you be so dense?” Kyle laughs, his curly cue tail bouncing as he does.
“I... I... wait, Mandy, you... why didn’t you ever say anything before?” your head is swimming, your brain utterly flummoxed. Nothing made sense, nothing felt real or right or anything of the sort.
“I dunno,” she said, lowering her eyelids and giving you overt bedroom eyes. “But I feel bold enough and horny enough to say it now. Feeling hungry yet? Turn yourself into a pig for me and fuck my piggy brains out.”
“Uh...” you stammer, unsure of how you feel. This was all so... surely you were just dreaming.
“I’d do it if I were you,” Kyle chimes in with what seems to be a smirk on his snout. “But you know me. Think I’m gonna have a trot around and see if any of these boars are my kinda guy.”