“Colin! Hey! Coliiiiiin!!!!” A voice called as it got closer.
Colin turned to see the source and raised an eyebrow.
“Who’s that?” Lucy asked.
“It’s.... Oscar?” Colin said.
“Who?” Sam asked.
“Guy I work with.” Colin said as he squinted. “Is that a llama he’s on?”
“Hey I could use some hellllllp!” Oscar yelled as the panicked llama knocked him to the ground and leapt off the hood of Colin’s car.
“You’d better have a good reason for this!” Colin yelled.
Oscar chuckled “Yeah, I was workin’ a kids party for extra cash, gotta get that PS5, not many goin’-“
“Annnnd?” Colin asked.
“Punk ass kid let off a fire cracker and I got carried five blocks!” Oscar yelled. “Now HELP ME GET THAT LLAMA!!!”
The llama in question was running through the nearby mall, bumping into a hotdog cart.
“April, it’s me.” Sam said as she put her badge on, “Go get the squad car, call animal control, and meet me at Claire Dampe Mall, I’ll explain once you’re here!”
The blonde amazon hopped over the hood and bolted off.
“Gotta love a woman in uniform.” Oscar said “Mmmm-mmmm....”
“That’s his girlfriend!” Chara drooled.
“Thought that was Wendy? Or is it Tina?” Oscar asked.
“Ignore her, she’s conked out on laughing gas.” Lucy said.
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“Ah, such a nice mall is it not?” Marinette smiled as she carried her latest haul.
“Yeah this place is awesome!” Shara beamed, “The gelato cart...”
“The sauna...” Marinette added.
“The styles...” Shara said as she twirled in her frilly silk top.
“The llama....” Jamie smiled.
“The llama?” Marinette asked as the hoofed beast trampled her, her back audibly crunching as her arm bent up in a zig-zag.
“Holy shit are you okay?!” Wendy asked.
“Nooooo....” the french fashionista groaned.
“Here, let me help you u-AHHHH!!!!” The busty Asian yelped.
“What was that?” Jamie asked.
Wendy fell to the floor with a tranquilizer dart in her left buttock.
“Nice shot, fatass!” April spat as the guard fumbled with the dart gun.
“I’ll take that!” Sam said as she took the gun, firing as the van swerved.
“Come on Shara, help me pullllllll!!!” Jamie whined, Shara lying on the floor with a dart in her shoulder.
“Excellent marksmanship, blondie.” The guard sarcastically clapped.
“Sam, the wheel!” April yelled, “I’m taking the shot!”
Colin ran up the stairs, scooping up Marinette and running her to safety.
“These two really need to lay off the chocolate cake....” Lucy grunted as she pulled them into a gym store, exclaiming “Sweatbreath yoga pants? I’ll take two.”
The llama slammed into a sunglass booth as April finally landed the dart that stopped the mess.
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“And that’s why we’re late.” Colin said to Chet as Wendy and Oscar nodded.
“Wendy are you sure you don’t wanna go home?” Oscar asked.
“I told you, the dart wore off, I’m fine.” The pink haired girl said as she walked away limping.
“Yeah, I’m sorry she can’t work like that.” Chet said.
“I’ll get her home.” Colin said.