“Stuff it, geek wad! There’s no such thing as magic!”
“Oh yes there is,” Kyle retorted, “and since you just wasted your minute, you have to take both! Un-stuff those ears and listen up if you know what’s good for you! I transform you into a hermaphrodite with hair trigger orgasms!”
“The shit’s a hermaphrodite?” Jennifer asked.
“Basically someone who has both a dick and a pussy in their crotch,” Kyle explained.
“That’s REPULSIVE!” Jennifer shrieked.
“Oh it’s not so bad,” Kyle teased, “Your dick’s practically gonna be a girthy third leg at full mast, and hang around your knees while flaccid. You’ll also have grapefruit sized nuts that are just churning with jizz, which as I said you’re basically on a hair trigger, so prepare to cum buckets pretty often. If you get your splooge on anybody who is post-pubescent, they will experience a lewd and sexy metamorphosis. Women will get bigger tits, butts & hips, thighs, and lips, while men will get bigger butts & hips, muscles, dicks, and nuts! You’ll get more and more aroused by everyone’s transformations because you’ll be a hopeless bisexual romantic, possibly even lucky in love. Everyone around you will be oblivious to all of this until either you point it out or they see their transformed bodies in the mirror or shred their clothes because of it. When they do find out, they will neither mind nor question it, and perhaps even embrace it, becoming casually lewd like...
“Actually, I dare you to be casually lewd!” Kyle continued, “You no longer wear panties and must wear clothes that either leave your huge dick exposed, or at the very least come close to. Your vocabulary will be laced with innuendos and stuff, and you’ll desire casual sex with people you’re close with. You’ll be a little bit of a pervert, but a functional one at least. I also dare you to give the curse back to me and make my dick a foot long when erect and half an inch when flaccid... and also able to initiate the curse forever. And... GO!”
“Oh for the love of fuck,” Jennifer growled, “You have got to be the most disgusting person I have ever met! That’s your curse? You have got to be the most indescribably repulsive pervert in the universe to come up with something like that! It ain’t going to work though, because guess what? Magic isn’t real you little micro cocked, ginger pubed, nasally voiced nerd! Look, I can play this game too! Transform or Dare?”
“Both,” Kyle replied flatly.
“I transform your dick to be a foot long when erect and half an inch long when flaccid,” Jennifer parroted, “and I dare you to be able to initiate the curse whenever you want... and to go FUCK YOURSELF!” The cheerleader angrily hung up after that. Grumbling, she continued looking for the rest of her uniform when she noticed something fleshy and sensitive bumping against her knees. She looked down and there she saw it. An enormous cock, just like Kyle had described. She was like a deer in headlights for a minute before a strangled scream erupted from her throat.