Elise called Dan that night.
What? Dan said. I can't hear you speak up.
I can't.
Why?
Mom is listening.
So?
I'm pregnant?
Pregnant? Who's the father?
That is literally the dumbest question you have ever asked. It is you stupid.
Me? How could it possibly be me?
Well right after I changed I had sex with you. And only you.
No wait. That can't be.
Are you calling me a liar?
Shit what are we going to do?
I'll meet you at the corner in the morning. Be ready for a trip.
When Elise woke she got dressed and headed out. See ya later mom I have to go shopping for the baby. Elise thought she was being tricky.
Ok.
As she left her mom followed and saw her get into the car with Dan. She followed them to the clinic and she knew what was going to happen.
Elise's mom went home and as she came through the door with Dan giggling like a school girl she saw her mom standing there with her arms crossed.
So where are the baby things?
Well we don't have to worry about that anymore. I went to a clinic and found out the test was wrong.
Oh did you now?
Mom pulled out the chronivac and pressed submit. Well now it says here that you are pregnant with half a dozen babies. Then mom turned to Dan. And they are all yours.
As she said that she pressed the submit a second time and Dan felt his penis regress into his abdomen making it a micro penis and his balls the size of cantaloupes.
Look little girl you thought having one was going to be hard think how bad 6 is going to be. And if you even try to have these aborted I am going to up the number.
And Dan you better get a job. No wait I will get you a job. That college scholarship you had your hopes on has just been sunk. You are going to be a garbage man. In a year you and my daughter are going to be living in a mobile home with 6 screaming brats. You will get fat with her as she gets very pregnant but you my dear boy aren't going to be losing that baby weight. By the time the kids are born you will be over 300 pounds of useless slob. And that penis of yours will only come out to play for my daughter. You even try to have sex with anyone else it will recede even more than it is now.
And my dear Elise I want a lot of grandchildren.
Well I think 6 is a lot.
By most standards but I want oh so many more and just to make sure that it happens quickly I am making sure that they are all multiples. At least 3 each time.
You should never disobey your mother.
She stuck the chronovac in her own bra and turned and walked away.