"Can I become a wizard?!" You ask with excitement
"I am afraid not [your name], men cannot use magic"
"Why not?"
"Long lecture short, a man screwed over the magical Goddess Zaxieve and she banned all men from using magic"
"Bummer using magic sounds so cool"
"I know magic is pretty fun to use watch Mecca Stork Incense Helve"
With that your penis expands to an 11 inch flaccid member that leaves a little bulge in your shorts
"Holy shit!" You say
"I know"
"There are no exceptions to this rule?"
"Well...... there is one way but I am not sure if you would like it"
"Tell me"
"There is an intense ritual we could perform that will allow you to be a magic user. Keep in mind though it requires two witches to be active at the ritual site and you to drink some potions about two days in advance. Also the ritual will turn you into a woman, like your whole life and reality will be overwritten to be where you have always been a woman, only the the witches who performed the ritual and you will remember your past life, also you'll develop a deep seething hate towards men."
"Can we still date if I am a woman, will it effect my sexuality, also why will I hate men"
"Of course [your name], I love you and we can still date I am pansexual so your good, also the ritual will slightly affect your sexuality, instead of being a heterosexual male you'll be a hardcore lesbian. The ritual involves invoking the power of Zaxieve and she really hates men, so she passes on that hate to anyone she turns into a woman"
"Interesting so I will still get to date you and I get magic powers, becoming a woman that hates men is well worth it"
"Are you sure you want to do this hun?"