As you pick up the packet you notice that it is full of identical pills and that the packet has a label on its bottom side. Turning it over you are now able to read the label which reads "Professor Pervy's Penis Pills" batch# 69. The rest of the label explained the proper use of the pills and warned not miss use them of face serious side effects. One pill is to be digested for around an hour of large increase to penis size after which it will return to its normal size with minor permanent increase to penis size. The packet warned that no more than one pill should be consumed per month or risk genetic mutation. In fine print at the bottom of the label too small for you to read the possible mutations are listed as "Breast expansion(guaranteed), blond hair(50/50), IQ lose(50/50),ass expansion(likely) lip expansion(50/50), long hair(likely), Male pregnancy(rare), lactation(likely), other mutations(likely).
Now that we know what was picked up we now need to know who picked it up.