Thinking through the possibilities, Jeff found himself thinking about men and their dicks. Guys seemed *obsessed* with their dicks, and society too, this big symbol of manliness...
Those thoughts in his mind, he changed the world. On a whim, really.
SUBJECT: The penises of post pubescent human men
PERCENTAGE CHANGED: 100%
FUNCTION CHANGE: Udders
EXTENT OF CHANGE: 85%
DURATION OF CHANGE: Indefinite
SUBJECT AWARENESS: Unaware
USER AWARENESS: Aware
He scanned over the changes, shivering at the possibilities. If he'd entered everything in right, this would mean that, until he said otherwise, adult straight men's dicks would function as and be treated like udders, 85% of the time. He hesitated, finger hovering over the enter button. Was he sure about this? I mean, if he wanted to go back, he'd still be aware of the old reality, right?
He pressed enter.