Erin felt a shooting pain through her abdomen. She decided to ignore it, but then had another one. And another. Unable to ignore the recurring pain, she got off the treadmill. As she did, she felt liquid splash out of her. She looked down.
“What the hell?!” she shrieked, staring at her enormous baby bump. Another contraction hit her. She moaned in pain.
“You were eager to get that pregnancy over with, huh?” asked one of the other gym patrons. Erin looked at the treadmill. Her eyes widened as she read what it did. She had another contraction.
“Someone get a medic,” a patron shouted. “I think she’s going to give birth here!” Chaos erupted. Someone ran out of the exercise room, while Erin was swarmed by well-meaning women, who carefully had her lay on the floor. She felt yet another contraction. She moaned.
“Oh yeah, you’re crowning, sweetie,” said someone. Erin’s head was spinning. First, she got turned into a woman, now she’s giving birth?! She decided then and there that she would never come to this gym again. The door opened. A medic came in and rushed to Erin’s side.
“You’re already mostly done, dear,” the medic announced. Erin groaned. “When you feel the urge to push, push, okay?”
“F-fine,” Erin gasped. With a full audience, she gave birth to…