Rabbit Salad sounded like the one thing that was actually food. A burger was food too, but you are on a diet. John said going nude helped him get comfortable with his body, but you still felt awkward with all of these people staring at your fat, hairy ass.
Almost immediately after ordering, the kemonomimi rabbit boi arrived with the salad. It had all of the basic salad foods- lettuce, tomato, onion, parmesan cheese, and a dressing of cum- with the exception of the chopped carrots and one full carrot.
(Hmph, I thought most people knew that rabbits and carrots were just a stereotype. I expected better of a place that cattered to furries,) you thought. You walk over to John, seeing him play around with the dildo fastened onto the seat. "Come on Johnny, we're here to eat, not play with the seat dildos," you say, giving your dildo a hot dogging as you sit down. Your ass encompasses the dildo halfway; the other half still visible
"Why not both?" he asks, taking the 9-incher all the way in while eating his salad. Suddenly, he groans a bit and touches his bunny tail. "That's why," you answer, scratching the white hair on your small manboob. It wasn't much of an actual manboob, but by bunny standards it was basically a tit.
John rolls his eyes as he eats his salad. He itches the part of his stomach that had the dildo bulging out- both externally and internally. His tan stomach fur matched well with his brown body fur and caramel scent. He looked around the diner. "Do you think that guy over there's good? The bull in the booth."
You look over, pushing your ears out of your eyesight (reminder to ask John for an ear tie), and see a bull the size of a bodybuilder. He had an empty tray of one of the burgers and the penis fries, and was spending time browsing his phone and sucking himself off. The autofellatio, deep moaning, and muscles poorly hiding behind his hoodie seemed to turn you both on, as you felt John's head tap your own. You quickly grab yours and hug it to your fluffy silk fur. 10 inches isn't a whole lot, but it's not as bad as 5 or 6.
"S-Sorry. You can try him if you want."
"Aw come on man, you look fine!"
"I-I-If someone wants to date a rabbit, then they'd want to be able to grab m-my waist with my- their hand."
"I gotta start showing you some better pornstars. All of those skinny rabbits and mice are probably using some editing bullshit to look like sticks."
"Whatever, I'm too fat, and that's that."
"No... Well, for us you aaaaare a bit chubby bunny, but no one likes a poor anorexic that can barely stand up."
"I-I'm not anorexic!"
"Yeah, well here's what Ima do. I'm gonna drag your sad butt to him. If you can break free by the time we get over there, it'll be the end of it. If we do make it over there though..."
You try and sneak away while he's speaking, but he uses his footlong to stab your admittedly nice ass and stun you. He goes all the way in, slapping his basketballs against your melons.
"Hmmm~ seems there's a change-! of plans~"
"Huh!? Johnny, wha-aa~~ what are you talking abo~out?"
It is then when you realize that he was carrying you on his own dick! Your hard-on catching the eyes of everyone except the sexy bull. You can't tell if this is too embarrassing or just the right amount, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that you get off before Johnny reaches the bull!