Messing with Annette is very fun. You’d like to continue to do so. When the woman finishes diapering Annette, you speak.
“I’ll take her to the proper authorities, thank you for diapering her.”
“Oh, not a problem,” the woman says, handing Annette to you. You walk away to an isolated area, then take out the remote. Curious about what the REALITY option would do, you select it and point it at Annette. The effect is instantaneous. A pink onesie appears on Annette. Other than that, nothing seems to have happened.
You look at the remote, confused. The screen now reads “Annette Morten, age 1”. You frown. Morten is your last name.
“Jack!” When you hear your name called, you look up. The woman from before is running over with a double stroller. “Why did you take Annette and run off like that?”
“No reason, Liza,” you say. You hide your surprise at the fact that you know the woman’s name now.
“Well, let’s continue our walk, okay?” Liza says. She takes Annette from you and places her in the stroller. The child whose diaper she was changing before is already in the stroller. Dread builds in your stomach as you realize that the child looks a lot like you. You follow Liza as she pushes the stroller through the park.
After a few minutes of messing with the remote, you’ve determined that, somehow, you’ve become Annette’s father and Liza’s husband, as well as the father to the other child, named Jack Junior.
This isn’t what you wanted. You were a happy single man. You want out of this new family, so you…