In your new bubbly form, you scamper about, clinging onto every cute boy you see and flirting like there's no tomorrow.
Now boy can resist your charms and looks, but the second you talk, they walk off. It takes you a good hour to figure it out, but when you do, you realize you're too dumb for anyone to love you.
So you go back into the store and ask the woman what you can do to make men love you.
"why that's simple honey, men are only worried about two things, breast size and intellegence, most are looking for the first one. So you just need to compensate."
So after defining what Compensate means, she gives you a change of clothes that do the impossible, they make you look more beautiful. You look and see your blonde hair in bubbly little pigtails, your behind is much more attractive, and your bra is on it's last legs from being streched so much.
"with a body like that, you can't lose!" the lady at the counter says.