“No way that thing does what it says,” says your best friend, Brandon. You had immediately brought the remote over to your best friend’s house to show it off.
“Yeah, you got ripped off,” says your other friend, Carlos. The fourth member of your friend group, Lewis, nods.
“Well, if you’re so sure that it won’t do anything, then you won’t mind if I use it on you,” you say. Carlos crosses his arms.
“Go ahead.”
“What should I choose?” you ask Brandon and Lewis. Brandon smirks.
“I say turn him into a toddler.”
“No, dress him like one,” Lewis says.
“I can do both,” you say. Carlos rolls his eyes.
“Fine. Go ahead.”
“You asked for it,” you warn. You point the remote at Carlos. Before your eyes and the eyes of your friends, Carlos shrinks, going from sixteen to two in a matter of seconds. His clothes change to match; when he stops shrinking, he’s wearing nothing but a thick, white diaper and suckling on a pacifier.
“Holy shit!” Brandon yelps. Lewis stares in horror. Carlos spits out his pacifier.
“It worked!” Carlos squeaks in his toddler voice. He looks down at himself. “I feel kinda cold, though…” You press the CLOTHES button again. A pair of overalls and T-shirt appear on Carlos. “Thanks.”
“Imagine what we could do with this!” Brandon chortles. You grin.
“We could really do some crazy shit,” you confirm. “But first, I think we all need to experience it.”
“It’s only fair,” Carlos says, nodding. You toss the remote in your hands.
“Who’s next?” you ask.