Well your mother Miranda could tell that what you really wanted to know
was what
M.G.T.C.F.
stood for.
"Morph Guardian of the Cosmic Force" she said as she
waved her hands at some holographic interface attached to that huge oval desk she sat behind.
A holographic video played in front of you.
The bored guard had seen the video a thousand times before so went off
to fetch a Nuke Bikini drink out of the liquor cabinet
your mum had sitting in one wall.
The video explained that the Cosmo Force was a specially trained group of alien operatives in the universe who kept the bad guys from destroying everything
and Morph Guardians was a subset of Cosmo Force who dealt
with the shape shifting end of protecting
the universe from the bad guys.
Morph Guardians was composed of both Earthlings and Aliens
and amongst their operatives were
werewolves,weresharks,body hoppers and three foot tall reptillians who did the job in twenty foot tall
robo-bio suits.
After the video ended your mom explained she was born of a reptillian father and a human mother and you were at least partly reptillian.
Alas she wasn't too certain how much alien DNA you had in you because fifteen years ago when she'd
been at the MGTCF party her recollections were a bit hazy because of the Alien Punch she'd drunk.