Bad idea to hide near the fence, Colin Copford.
Colin thought he’d be safe, but he was wrong.
The bird immediately saw him, and snapped up the naked, bug sized man in his beak.
And he carried Colin up and up and up and up to his nest, right at the top of the big tree in the garden opposite Colin’s yard.
To the bug sized Colin, it looked as big as an apartment building.
The Bird flew up to its nest, but before it could eat Him, Colin shouted, “ Put me down right now, you feathered freak!”
The bird immediately opened its beak, and down Colin fell. Luckily, since he was small, he fell a lot more floater than normal, like he was skydiving.
He grabbed onto a branch, and he had an idea. He grabbed a leaf from the tree, and used it as a glider to glide down to his garden.
It felt like he was skydiving and parachuting.
Colin couldn’t have felt more at one with himself. His tiny penis dangled in the breeze.
SUDDENLY!