I made the wish, and watched the results eagerly.
Lauren smiled at her co-anchor, Brent, "I'm more than fine, Brent. I'm perfect. In other news, werewolves have been confirmed to exist."
"Ex-excuse me?" asked Brent. "Lauren, what??" He was clearly confused, glancing offscreen at a producer.
"Yes, loyal viewers," continued Lauren unabated, "Werewolves. And in an exclusive piece that you'll only see here, I will give you the proof."
"What the fuck?" asked Arnold, as confused as the co-anchor.
Lauren gripped the top of the desk tightly, nails beginning to lengthen, becoming dark black talons. "Grrr...aaaggh.." she grunted in a semi-pleasurable way, a smile on her face. Fangs began to protrude from her mouth. "Werewolves..are...here!"