The pair exited the goblin settlement without any fuss save for a few disgruntled cows they had to shoo away. There was a small trail that lead from the village and, after about an hour or two Ty and Steph found themselves back on what appeared to be a main road. Vast plains extended before them, and behind them the relative obscurity of the forest. In the far distance the outline of a city could be made out. The two agreed to make their way there and set off. After another several hours of walking and very little conversation, what with neither sure how to broach their bizarre and disturbingly erotic transformations, Ty with his ranger vision spotted something in the distance approaching them. As they got closer Ty could see it was a single person draped in a long and tattered grey cloak. They walked slowly and with an odd gait, as though they were trying to shift around their underwear without touching them. Their prodigious chest swayed with each awkward movement, and Ty would not have believed someone could have breasts that big had he not already seen the things he had seen. The flash of a pair of daggers could be seen as the cloak fluttered up high enough in the wind, as well as a pair of lithe pale legs. Ty looked at Steph’s left head nodded as the right kept watch. They unsheathed their weapons as the figure approached.
“Stop right there!” Ty shouted, his bow drawn back and aimed at the strangers head. He felt kind of bad about holding up the stranger, but given the luck he and Steph had had up to this point, taking chances was out of the question for now. The figure stumbled back a couple of steps, apparently taken aback at the duos aggressive stance. The person raised their hands up in the air in a sign of surrender and began to gesture wildly about themselves. Ty and Steph’s heads gave each other a look as the stranger began to excitedly point at their mouth and make an x with their arms over and over again as their tits jiggled wildly.
“I think they can’t talk,” Left Steph said after a moment. The hooded figure nodded vigorously, then began to gesture with one hand palm up while the other pretended to write. “Oh, OH! Oh, hey I think I get you.” Steph sheath one pair of swords and rummaged through his rucksack. “I have some parchment and a stick of charcoal?” Right Steph said as he made to hand the visitor the items. Ty shot him an unsure look, but Steph just shrugged as the stranger eagerly took the writing materials. “What’d you want me to do, beat up a mute person? Let’s see what they have to say, maybe they can help us out.” Ty sighed and nodded but kept his bow drawn.
The two watched as the mute hastily scribbled out their message on the sheets. After a few more panicked scribbles the stranger thrust the sheet into Steph’s lowest pair of hands which then passed it up to his upmost pair. Right Steph read as left Steph narrated for Ty’s benefit. “Please help me! I was abducted by a trio of crazy witches and they experimented on me and now I cannot speak among other things. I just barely escaped, but they still have something of mine. I have no idea where to go in this world. My name is Eric-!”. Left Steph stopped reading and stared slackjawed at their hooded friend before them. Right Steph looked up two, then at each other, then shouted, “ERIC!?!?”
Eric flinched at the sound of his name and volume of the orc’s voices. “Eric, it’s us Steph! Er, I mean, both of the heads are me, Steph… its a long story. Oh, Shit! And that’s Ty!” Both Stephs said as they pointed excitedly at the bewildered elftaur.
Ty reached out to the figure, “Eric is that really you?”, he said as he began to pull back the hood. As he pulled it back, the face, or at least the top half that wasn’t covered by a bandana, was that of a pale elven beauty with big eyes and long blond hair. The elf nodded, careful not to let his mask slip. “What did those witches do to you so that you couldn’t speak? Wait, before that, why would pick a character with such big tits?” He said gesturing to the massive chest of his friend. The Stephs snickered and Eric scowled at him. Eric shook his head vigorously and gestured to a secluded patch of tree. “What? You want us to go over there?” Ty asked. Eric nodded grimly. “O-ok, let’s go I guess.” After a moments walk the trio were under the cover of the copse of tree, hidden from the road and any passersby. Ty and Steph stood before their friend, waiting to see what he would do next. “Sooo, are you going to tell us what’s up?” Ty asked. Eric nodded slowly. He slowly lowered the mask and both friends gasped.
“Holy crap, I can oddly say I know how you feel,” Left Steph said, gesturing to the pair of eyes in his crotch. Ty was still mesmerized and couldn’t think of anything to say. When the mask was pulled away completely, Ty could see the clear divide in skin tone as creamy white skin gave way to olive green, then darker green. The large orcish vagina that had replaced Eric’s mouth and nose looked horribly out of place on such a beautiful elven head. It’s large dark green labia and unmanaged black hair that ended in a fuzzy patch just between his eyes stood in stark contrast to his elven features. This was enough to shock the two friends, but Eric did not stop there. A soft “No way” came from Ty as Eric loosened his robes and bared his breasts. Or, rather, the big, fat, wobbly blue ass that had replaced his tits. It was light blue and speckled with dark blue freckles. A loose pucker and fat unshaven cunt resided between the jiggling cheeks. As if that weren’t enough, Eric dropped trow and with a slap against his thick elven thighs his large purple cock flopped out and Ty and Steph could see the large pair of nuts that had been affecting his gait. Eric vaguely gestured to his amalgamation of parts before putting his clothes back on.
Ty and Steph just watched lamely as their friend began to write another note, which when done read:
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺. 𝘔𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘵. 𝘈𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘷𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘬. 𝘕𝘰 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘢 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥. 𝘏𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘴! 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮! 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘧𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘰𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘱𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘺! 𝘞𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬!