Colin stepped out of Tina’s van with an air of swagger he’d never felt in his entire life.
“Yo Oscar!” He called as he went to grab the return cart.
“Hey man, lookin’ good! Been working out or something?” Oscar asked.
Colin flexed his arm and noticed some visible muscle had built up.
“You could say that.” Colin smirked to himself as he carted away the merchandise.
“Okay, first things first, this Siamese cat watering can.” Colin said as he pulled it out, “Actually, Christy would love this.”
He subtly stuffed it in between two boxes and slipped a camping lantern in front of it.
“Never took you as the gardening type.” Marc said as he hosed down some violets and roses.
“It’s for a friend.” Colin said.
“Cockslap!” A guy yelled out of nowhere.
Marc yelped and spun around, splashing Colin with a stream of water.
“Damn it, this is a new work shirt!” Colin yelled as he took it off and rung it out.
“Seriously bro?!” Marc yelled.
“Aw come on, I’m just messing with yah!” The douche laughed.
“You owe me a new polo if this one shrinks.” Colin said.
“Hey, look on the bright side, the ladies will be checking out those sick abs you got.” The guy smiled.
“Abs?” Colin said.
When he fell asleep, his stomach was as flat as a board... and there they were, four toned abs. He just shrugged it off and went back to work, stacking up some flower pots as giggling erupted nearby.
“Can I help you?” Colin asked.
“Oh no... we’re just looking.” two women sighed as they blatantly eyed his midsection.
“Yeah.... I’m gonna go return the rest of this stuff.... inside.” Colin said as he bolted away.
“That was uncomfortable, but at least-YIPE!” Colin yelped as a pair of hands grabbed him from behind.
“Wendy? Tina? What are you two doing?” Colin said as they rubbed their hands across his abs.
“They’re so firm, so sculpted.” Wendy dreamily sighed.
“Mmmm... you could grind stone against them...” Tina drooled as her pink haired coworker’s hand drifted towards his crotch.
“A-HEHEHE-HEM!” Chet bellowed from behind.
“It wasn’t me! They started-“ Colin pleaded.
“I’ll deal with these two in my office... just change out of that shirt.” Chet said.
Colin looked around the employee supply closet and slipped on a new polo.
“This should ease the horny around here.” Colin chuckles to himself.
He thought ‘That was way too close, gotta be careful.’
He got the rest of the stock put back as Wendy called him to help load a standing vanity into a customer’s car. That car turned out to be a modestly big camper van.
“Hello?” Colin called out as he knocked on the door.
He immediately realized the door was open and slipped inside, setting it down as he spotted an... interesting book.
The cover had a picture of him surrounded by hearts, the word “Senpai” etched into the leather.
Colin flipped through a stalker’s catalogue of pictures; him eating at the diner, him shooting the breeze with Oscar, him itching his butt, and was that a picture of him in the men’s changing room?!
The door was suddenly locked behind him, Colin readying a punch right as Wendy kissed him passionately.
“I can’t take it anymore! I need you, Colin!” Wendy whimpered.
“Need me for wha-oh. OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Colin said as she undid his belt and pulled his pants low enough to pull out his cock.
“It’s even bigger than I imagined.” Wendy blushed as she began to stroke it furiously.
Colin groaned as it stiffened up, gripping the nearby sofa as she sucked his cock eagerly. Her breasts swelled and blew her bra apart as they hit the DDD range and kept on swelling. They stopped growing as Colin screamed and blew his load, Wendy eagerly licking his seed off her face.
“Wendy, are you Okay back here- OH GOD!” An older woman yelled as she saw Wendy licking the cum soaked tip of his dick like an ice cream cone.
“Mom!!!!” Wendy gasped, chuckling awkwardly and saying “So I guess I should introduce my boyfriend to you?”
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“And that’s how I met her mother.” Colin said as the rest of his harem.
“I’ve never been this happy.” Wendy giggles as she nuzzles his neck.
“It’s nice to meet you, Wendy.” Christy smiles sweetly.
“You play F-Zero by the way?” Lucy asked.
Wendy reaches into her handbag and pulled out her Switch OLED.
“Ready when you are.” Wendy smirked.