You really need to see if the moo'NOCULARS can affect the one who purchased them. You look at yourself through the moo'NOCULARS through your cars's rear view mirror, at first nothing seems to happen, but after a few seconds you feel the changes slowly but surely.
You don't drive right away, you are affected by your body being changed. Your clothes all disappear leaving you naked. Then you feel itchy all over, you feel white hairs sprout all over your body with occasional splotches of black spots on it, over your chest, legs, arms, head, belly, and belly button, no doubt about it it is fur. Next your hands and feet merge until they are only two digits and your fingernails and toenails merge into cloven hooves. Then your head turns into that of a Cow's while your mouth and nose fuse into that of a pink cow muzzle with two large nostril holes while you grow horns on your temples and you have two floppy triangular ears on the sides of your head.
Next you suddenly feel your testicles, vas deferens, prostate, Bladder, urethral tube, penis, and scrotum shudder, shift and change, your testicles and vas deferens raise and instead of being in your crotch, they instead now reside in your belly. Your Balls, Vas Deferens and Prostate are now your Ovaries, Fallopian Tubes and Uterus or Womb respectively.
Your dick and ballsack seem to get longer and bigger, they grow a pinkish color and your penis multiplies into four and it goes to the corners of your scrotum. Your penises are 6.6 centimeters long and 2.9 centimeters long, they are all connected to your bladder, except your bladder does not excrete urine but it instead produces milk, your bladder is now a mammary gland, and your scrotum and penises are now an udder and teats and they now pee milk. You still have a naked pink innie cow belly button.
Meanwhile your uterus goes to your cervix and Vagina which rearrange themselves to your butt, just below your anus, they are separated by a clitoris and perineal Ralph, and lastly you feel your coccyx or tailbone part of your spine rip through your ass just above your butthole, you feel pain as it rips the skin of your butt open, right now it is bare vertebrae and bone, then it gets covered with nerves, muscle, fat and skin.then it gets fur on it and a tuft of fur at the end, it is long like a whip. ''OH NO!'' It is a tail, a Cow's tail, your tail. This means that you are nothing but a cow.
The only parts of you not covered in cow fur is your naked pink innie belly button, your Hairless Mons Pubis, labia Majora, minora, Vagina, urinary meatus, clitoris, perineal raph, and anus.
OH NO! It looks like peering at yourself through the rear view mirror was a mistake. You are now a Nude Cowgirl forever. THE VERY FIRST NUDE COWGIRL FOREVER. You try to speak but you can only let out a moo. If other people are not affected they won't be able to understand your moos, but if other people did get affected then you can all communicate through moos as if they were English words.