You want to be casual and play hard to get. Everything you’ve learned from TV suggests that’s the best way to get women to pay attention. So, your diaper sagging underneath you, you toddle over to a pile of blocks and sit down. The poop in your diaper smears all over your butt, but you don’t mind. That’s just more real estate for Heather to clean.
Before you can spend much time pretending to play with the blocks, someone squeezes your diaper. You let out a yelp of surprise.
“Oh, we’ve got a full one,” says a male voice. You turn your head. Your heart sinks. Heather didn’t notice your dirty diaper. A young man did. The young man looks over at Heather. “Don’t worry, I’ll handle this stinker.”
“Thanks, Luke,” Heather says. Luke picks you up and carries you over to a changing table, where he lays you on your back.
“What’s your name, little slugger?” he asks playfully as he removes your clothes and dirty diaper.
“Jack,” you mumble.
“That’s a cute name. Suits you.” Luke wipes you down. The entire time, you just lay there, furious with yourself for not taking charge. When a fresh diaper is taped on, Luke grins. “Wow, you’re a really well-behaved little tot!” Luke redresses you and sets you down on the floor. “Go have fun, Jack!”
You toddle over to where Heather is. You’re not sure if you have anything left in the tank to fill your diaper with, but you’re going to stick close to her until you do. If you need a diaper change, you want Heather to do it.