Bertram Brang stared at himself in the mirror.
"Huh." he said, eying his body. "I don't look any different."
He started to wonder if the site actually hadn't worked after all.
Suddenly, he felt his stomach give off a funny gurgle.
"That was odd." he said, but as he raised his right hand, so he could scratch his head, he did a double take - the fingers were more wider, and a had turned a funny shade of dark blue. and the fingernails on his hand were now dark sharp claws.
"What the-??!"
and the same thing had happened to his other hand.
Immediately, his gut lurched, and he fell onto his back. Then, he saw his toes popping out the front of his shoes. Like his fingers, the toes were wider, and were dark blue, and had claws like his fingernails.
"It's working!" he laughed crazily. "It's brilliant!"
AN extra pair of arms sprouted from his hips, tearing through his jacket. "I can feel every molecule of my body starting to change!" he said, as he increased in size, splitting his clothes, reducing them to scraps.
Throughout all this, his skin turned dark blue, his hair fell out, his eyes merged into a big eyeball, his nose stuck out as long as a hot dog sausage, and his penis disappeared, leaving just a slit in it's place.
Mr Brang laughed nastilly to himself, showing his teeth turning into yellowing sharp fangs.
He was no longer Mr Bertram Brang anymore - he was the BrangBeast!
He shook the scraps off of his naked monster body, and chuckled.
He tried to say how cool it was to be a monster, but he couldn't - all that came out of his mouth was a guttural roar.