"ARRRRRRRRGH!!! Ty, what have you done to me?!" screamed a furious and scared Dustin. Ty awoke from his sleep with a grin. Guess Dustin's up, Ty thought and giggled to himself. Dustin and Ty were now too large to walk around in the house, so Ty had to move them around through wishing. Ty blinked and Dustin was down in the living room with Ty. "Ty, you've turned me into a freak! I was normal and then you turned me into a...a...a behemoth!" Dustin's great voice made the house rumble, and Ty looked at the walls worriedly. He was powerful, but he wouldn't survive a house caving in on him. "Okay Dustin, just calm down. Would you like to try again? I'll change us back, and we can pick our cards again?" Ty held up the cards, with their powerful enchantment. Dustin could end up even worse off this time, Ty thought with evil mischief. Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
"Yes, I want to try again!" boomed Dustin, shaking the house again. "Alright, but this time it's premanent, so make your choices wisely. I'm not changing you back from this one" Ty warned, and then he shuffled the cards, and was about to deal them out. "Wait Ty, let me shuffle them as well. You got to shuffle them last time, and look how I look now!" Ty just grinned and handed the cards to Dustin. He shuffled them, and then said "So how many do you want, Ty?". "I'll take 7 cards" replied Ty, continuing to think that he could turn himself into as big a freak as he wanted. He could always give his freakish-ness to someone else, or just change back. "Okay, and I'll take...6 cards" Dustin said and dealt the cards out. "Wait, almost forgot something" said Ty, and in the blink of an eye they were both back to their normal selves. Well, Ty was back to normal, and Dustin was back to being his malnourished-looking and almost eunich self.
Ty began to turn over his cards. 9 of spades, 10 of diamonds, 10 of hearts, jack of diamonds, king of clubs, king of spades, and 9 of diamonds.
Ty groaned with pleasure as the magical heat travelled through his body and transformed him into a hairy, incredibly tall, and freakishly hung monster. "Ah, that was fun" groaned Ty, looking down at himself. He was freakish, but not too much so.
Dustin looked down at his cards and began to turn them over one by one: 5 of spades, and his little 3 inch dick grew to normal size. 7 of diamonds, and he regains all of his lost height and then some. 2 of spades and he had a powerful but normal 10 inch dick. Queen of hearts and his body muscles out to regain his former body. Two left now. 3 of clubs and he grew back most of his old body hair.
Down to his last card, Dustin was thrilled about his body. It was looking amazing. He could definately live in this, but what would the last card do? Would it turn him into chewbacca, or make him look like the hulk, or give him a third leg? He gulped as he turned over the last card: joker. Joker was wild! He could have anything he wanted, that was the card's effect. Dustin looked up at the card and just smiled.