You ever have one of those moments where like, twenty billion fantasies come true at once, and it's so exciting it gets sorta surreal? Because that was exactly what happened when Mindy pounced on me. I had spent so many years dreaming about making out with her that, when her lips crashed into mine, I wasn't thinking about how she had sort of whacked her forehead into mine in the process, or how neither of us knew what to do with our noses, or how her extremely sloppy form revealed that neither of us actually had any idea how the nitty gritty of sexy times was supposed to work. I was just overjoyed to have my first kiss be with the girl I'd crushed on for god knows how long.
She tried pushing me back down onto the street, and... well that didn't go great either. I sorta ended up whacking my skull into the concrete, and at that point, she realized she needed me to be in a place with more support. So she lifted me up while I was still sorta dazed, propped me up against the exterior wall of a building. That worked better for a minute, but I had to stop her before long, pushing back out of the kiss and explaining, quite succinctly, why this was a bad spot in general. "Ohhhh god this wall feels gross."
Mindy winced. "Yeahhhhhh the sidewalk isn't great either." Neither of us doubted that we wanted to keep making out, just... y'know, we wanted to not feel gross doing it. "You uh... you think maybe you could get me to the beach? Or, here, I'll..." She trailed off as she grabbed her phone and fallen purse, only to huff as she saw how wrecked it was from hitting the pavement. "Or not. Your phone working?"
"Sure let me just-" I paused. Then I looked at her, then the ring, then at her. Right. Infinite wishes. "I wish we were at the beach." And just like that, the ring pulsed, and our settings instantly changed from the grimy exterior of a sidewalk to the warm sands of an oceanfront. It was crowded as hell, naturally, but thanks to my old wish, nobody could see or hear us still. There was cool water washing over us, which instantly got my clothes soaking wet - I mumbled out a wish for a swimsuit, letting a black one-piece appear on my body before I turned my attention back to the incredibly hot mermaid cradling me.
That went better for a little bit, at least. It was a step up from a street corner. Still felt kinda weird, mostly because the sand... well the sand was already working its way inside my swimsuit, and honestly? Sand-caked scales weren't as sexy as pristine scales, just gonna say it. We had to stop yet again so that I could wish for a beach towel beneath us, and then wish for both of us to be clean, and then we could finally move on Mindy awkwardly trying to figure out how to get my swimsuit off. I damn near wished it away, but she insisted on trying to figure it out, finally getting it solved after about ten minutes.
And I'd like to tell you that this is where we finally got into a groove, figured out the whole sex thing, and made sweet, sweet love. I can't tell you that, but maybe that isn't such a bad thing - because the reason it didn't go that way was somebody stumbling, very literally, over our writhing bodies. See, I'd wished to make us unseen and unheard, but we were still physically there. So poor woman in a bikini managed to trip on us, startling both of us. We looked over towards her as she moved around in confusion on her hand and knees... and got a close-up view of the most incredible heart-shaped ass either of us had ever seen. This thing was huge, this gigantic bottom bolted onto a slender girl - I may or may not have drooled a little bit.
Took all of one look between me and Mindy to decide what we needed to do. "I wish she could see and hear us," I muttered; the girl turned around and was left with her jaw hanging open as she was confronted with a gorgeous mermaid pressed up against a half-naked girl. The blush on her face and the way her eyes briefly glossed over when she saw Mindy was a dead giveaway that she was instnatly hot under the collar for her. I'll admit that I might have started feeling a little jealous in that moment - if it came down to a competition for Mindy's heart, I couldn't hope to match up against that glorious ass.
"Hi there," I greeted her quietly. She was attractive beyond just the huge butt, with a decent chest to match, extremely pretty and delicate features, and green eyes that lit up in the framing if her honey-colored hair. "Sorry, uh... invisibility, y'know, forgot... forgot people might trip over us..." She was staring at me now, her cheeks red as a fire truck. "I'm Jo, this is Mindy."
"Y-Yelena," she muttered back, one hand to her forehead. "You.. y-you're... a.... you're a..."
"An incredibly sexy fish girl?" Mindy replied, running one hand through her hair. "You're not so bad yourself."
She blushed, and as my mind was still mired in lust over Mindy... I sorta suggested something a bit mildly fucking insane. "If uh, if you want a good time, you could... you could hang out... chat, maybe tell us about yourself..."
"Sit on our faces with that goddess ass..." Mindy quickly added, proving to be a hell of a lot more forward than I was. I kind of wanted to smack her, but mostly, I was hoping for Yelena to say yes - that ass really was irresistably perfect.
What did she do?