"Hmmmm." Billy said thoughtfully. "I think the wise thing to do would be to test it out on ourselves first, before we try it on anyone else."
"Now that is a good idea." Joey said. "Like Mom always says, 'A test before trying saves lots of trouble and crying.'"
They stared at the fountain, AND AT THE 2 BOWLS.
"Well, how should we approach this?" Billy asked Joey.
"Maybe we could both drink from the large bowl." Joey said.
"Or, we could both drink from the small bowl." Billy said.
"But then again," he added, "One of us could drink from either the small bowl or the big bowl."
"Or better yet," Joey said, "One of us could drink from the small bowl, and the other from the big bowl."
"Or vice versa." Billy said.
"Yeah, this is a very very tough choice." Billy said.
"Ya think?" Joey said.
"But still they are good ideas." Billy said.
"The only question is," Joey said, "which idea would be the best?"
"I mean," he added, "it's not every day you find a Fountain of Size."
"No it aint." Billy said.